"You look like you suck good dick..."
"Are you calling me fat?"
"STDs and republicans, they both include getting fucked raw in the ass"
"Anyone who still wears polo shirts should just go jump off a bridge"
"Look, if your horizontally challenged you shouldn't be wearing stripes, that shit looks like parentheses"
"Flair jeans are not a good idea, nor are high waisted pants, the fuckwades who actually try to pull the look off need a reality check. The 60's are over, buy some fucking deodorant. AND CUT YOUR DAMN HAIR."
"If it aint cute, put it on mute"
"He is the merely the weak shadow of an orgasm"
"Look, I'm sorry but I can't take you seriously when your wearing those white pants, you look like a cannoli"
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