IF

you spend your time talking shit about the person your best friend is dating, while only in town for a while and will not be able to see again for some time, you are, retarded. IF you are so immature that you cant be civil towards said significant other of best friend, you are of sub normal intelligence and require serious help. GET A FUCKING LIFE. I'm sorry if you suck, i;m sorry if you are self conscious, and mostly I'm sorry that you would waste you time talking about other people who barely recognize your existence. You are pathetic, you need help, and I'm sorry daddy didn't love you enough. Get over it, I'm here as long as i want to be here, and nothing you say will change that. Find a new hobby.
While I am flattered that you would find me such an interesting topic to spend time talking about I will be humble and tell you that you need a new focus. Just remember, as long as you are pointing the finger, there are three finger pointing right back at you buddy.