OH ITS REAL

Typical male behavior, followed by typical female behavior displayed via im.

(guy#1) txted me

and get this

(guy#2) texted me too

like an hour ago

ha

god loves fucking with me

wats guy#1 say?

like this wld be my only reason to believe in god

lolhe said and i will quote word for word

"Hey. What's up?"

the FUCK

the fuck

is that supposed to mean

LMFAOOOOOOOO

hahaha

u like that?

i love it

this is my life we're playing with here

this is my life.

its so typical guy thing to say

like

i want to know if there is one guy who dosnt use that text

jesus

wats guy #2 say?

why do they do that???

ok

guy#2 said

and i will also quote him word for word

"Hey. Look i have no idea why we stopped talking completely. Maybe u could fill me in on that?"

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

why do these sluts start with "Hey."

hahaha i did chuckle ill admit

i was like foreal?

OMG

i cant take it

men

are so fucking stupid

me NEITHER

thats why im not even kidding i feel like im being set up

i feel like someone is playing a joke on me

cuz this shit isnt foreal

lol

i know homie

what u say back?

i said "hey lol thats funny i thought you had the explanation for that one"

n hes like " its all on u this time"

n im like "u acted like u didnt wanna talk to me anymore so i just backed off"

brb i gotta order sushi