Wednesday, March 31, 2010

The Picture of America

This is the picture of America. Its a cheap gaudy escalator that takes you from one place filled with unnecessary things and people to another place filled with unnecessary things and people. But hey, at least your moving up. Only problem is, nobody else in the rest of the world gives a fuck. Yes America, you are a great nation, be proud America, be proud of your mechanical stairs that were probably made in China to carry your obese peoples from one place of counter productive consumption to another. But hey, we still have freedom of speech right.
And as Mark Twain once said 'It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them'.


Monday, March 29, 2010

welcome to the jungle


It's the little things in life...

GUH SHAKE DAT BOOTY MEAT!!!!

DEAR 2010

I BEEN EAT'N SHIT WITH A SHOVEL. I think we call it quits eh buddy?

Yours truly,

The Walking Shit Show.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

DEAR

FAB*, There is nothing worse then a fake blond as there is a fake blond with roots coming in. While were on the subject, please do something about those eyebrows, you aren't fooling anyone. In fact you should also do something about the carpet that dosen't match the drapes, it's got to be mortifying to have that be the give away. It would be ideal for you to actually just give up on this silly venture of trying to be something your not, but I guess that would just too much to ask of you to appreciate the way you look as you are...at least sleep on it.






* FAB - Fake Ass Blond

Church of Holy Love






Sunday, March 21, 2010

While we're on the subject


btw, I totally think he got his peek...

UM, YES PLEASE!

Okay so let's be honest, the music scene these days seems to suck major ass. I'm a little old fashion, I like to say, if it aint broke, then don't fix it. So I'm indulging in the oldies and loving it. They may seem a little overdone and outdated, but the lyrics ring true even today, at least more so the Lady Gaga's "Telephone".






Saturday, March 13, 2010

GET YOU PRIORITIES STRAIGHT

SEX, DRUGS & ROCK&ROLL
























































The church of the Holy Smoke believers know that cannabis is a scared herb. Since pre history cannabis has grown alongside humanity.














Syd Barrett First Trip:


Brotown
*Eurostezz


Friday, March 12, 2010

Thursday, March 11, 2010

UMM...

SHUT, UP I WEAR HEELS BIGGER THEN YOUR DICK

Daydreams...




















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