Fairy Farts: June 2010

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Metallic-lick-lick-lick from your head to your toes

So this summer look thing is going through a bunch of stages, cut-offs, leather, denim, wooden clogs, bigger then your dick, thick, righteous heels, graphic tees, mini tees, and just being an absolute tease in general, but never a hoe. Only a P-I-M-P.
Now the latest thing, for me at least, is metallic. Sliver or gold, I'm a sucker for both. In loo of my new found love I went out and got a two toned silver mani-pedi, voila :
P.S: Did I mention I was a ring junkie, well I am, big time, it's worse then my shoe addiction, yea it's pretty serious.

And that Holy Shit-T you see me sporting is by the artist Dan Colen. He rocks my socks pretty hard.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

My Kinda Man

Charles "Charlie" Bronson (born Michael Gordon Peterson, 6 December 1952) is a Welsh criminal often referred to in the British press as the "most violent prisoner in Britain".
Wiki you make me wanna get funky.
There it is, imagination land. this guy is so fucked up in the head, and at the same time one hell of an artist. Shit they kinda go hand in hand now don't they.
Dear Majesty
FREE BRONSON!!
Well maybe don't, but I want a t-shirt that says free Bronson just to be a menace.

Grown ups get gold stars too

I fucking want this bag. It's gaudy to the point of being a crime however it has an endearing quality to it. Sort of like those Steve Martin movies, you know the ones you actually hate but love and it's just kinda something that is a part of your youth like Father of the Bride 1&2. This bag has that fantastical whimsical childhood nostalgia quality to it. Like when your five and really into Madonna and Barbie and hot pink; it would be something shiny you would see walking down the street with your mum at a street fair or something and you would say to yourself "one day I'm gonna be big enough to buy that purse and everyone is gonna be soooo jealous". Thinking that the real life Barbie off in fantasy land probably has the pink version of that bag.
Yes I want that bag.
It is an Andre Nicole leather vintage bag being sold on ebay for a petty 20 bucks but I simply couldn't bring my self to do it, not after Michael Kors extravaganza I got my self into the other day. those pictures will be coming up as well. I have a serious obsession with shoes....Save me lord, for I have splurged...